i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
theatre = art form
theater = location
if it has musical numbers = musical
if it does not = play
when in doubt, just call it a show
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
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